1. there is no reason to wear underwear as pants unless you are dressed up as a victoria secret angel. taxi cab drivers always find time to put their pants on and you should look into new friends if they told you it was a good idea to dress up as jane fonda or flashdance and wear a leotard. please don't even get me started on the boys that think this is ok...



2. when did halloween turn into a reason to dress slutty? rainbow brite and strawberry shortcake are not sluts, and it hurts my feelings that girls have reduced these childhood characters to low cut mini dresses and knee socks. i can remember in college when we couldn't have been more scandlous when we showed our bras in our costume!!!

3. at our age...you've got to keep it funny. if you really think about it, halloween is a fun holiday for children to dress up as their favorite character and go trick or treating, but it's kind of weird for "kids" over the age of 12 to engage in such activities, but everyone needs to feel like someone else every once in a while! and it's not funny to be something where you wear a box...ie - dice...you make maneuvering around a bar quite uncomfortable!
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