Monday, April 25, 2005

kissing: To engage in mutual touching or caressing with the lips.

Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve, and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.

i've done posts before where i said what i believe in based off this quote from the movie bull durham. this time i have another reason for posting this quote.

i recently know the really good kind. yes...i did.

[disclaimer: if you feel the need to judge me because i happen to like kissing and can't help talking about it. this in no way makes me slutty, and if you think it does...please please please feel free to quit reading and to delete me from your favorites list. my comments are not your place to judge=)] was so wonderful that i can't quit thinking about it. i definitely think kissing is way underated. i'll say it again...kissing is way underated. i was discussing this idea with a friend and she said, "i really don't need anything else, i'm happy just kissing all the time." all i need is 24 hours. i think i could kiss for 24 hours straight. nothing more...just kissing. i wouldn't even need to stop to eat, and if you know me you know how much i enjoy eating.

recently i've been slightly judged for being a normal human being. i don't think it's weird or out of the norm to enjoy kissing. so, this entire post is an ode to kissing. i hope you can appreciate the act for all that it's worth and appreciate it's simplicity and greatness.

based on the fact that i can't quit thinking about the kiss i can agree that i also believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.