"i'm p-diddy's bitch" - text message i sent myself

i've been doing the "low carb diet" for about the past month of so. it hasn't been that big of a deal, because for me if i don't eat carbs i don't miss them.

among things i miss...
-wine
-champagne
-chips with salsa

my list isn't very long, so it's not a terribly hard diet for me to do. thus far it has proved successful, so i'm happy to keep it up.

until last night. low carb diets are off when you find yourself in the four seasons hotel sipping Cristal.

for those of you who don't know, Cristal is a very very expensive bottle of champagne prefered by the likes of P-Diddy, Justin Timberlake, etc. you see the type.

to be perfectly honest...it didn't taste any different from a certain $3 champagne that i adore.

but please don't tell anyone.