until, it happened to me. i searched my own name on myspace (you've all done it on google - why not try myspace!) last night and i found that someone had made a fake account with my name. the first thought that crossed my mind was wait did i make a fake myspace account??? i'm forgetful, but not so forgetful that i forget i had a real myspace account thus negating the need for a fake profile.
then i thought, maybe someone made up a fake name unbeknownst to them that it was my real name. i'll admit it's a unique name with a cute spelling... made my dad feel creative, maybe it made them feel creative.
finally - i got a little peeved. if you think i'm so important and want to make a stalker profile using my name, you might as well fix it up right.
first things first... pick a better picture for the profile. how about a sassy pic of me drinking mint juleps for the derby?
or maybe a mysterious shot of me for the mysterious user to hide behind. 
my location should also be updated... no longer do i fall asleep under the stars over texas...
but for almost a year now i've woken up under a new skyline.
and maybe you know what's best for me, but maybe i do want kids... one day. i certainly wouldn't rule it out as a possibility. not even on "my"space.
